Funnyhoney (28) from Lancashire, England, Middleton
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About me
Looking for man to entertain me and have a conversation with, preferably not football!! Sense of humour a must. Men with vanity issues need not apply. I would love to meet a guy that can laugh at himself! I want someone big, strong, handsome & funny (if thats possible!!) In return you might get more than just a conversation... x x x
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MY APPEARANCE
- Height5´ 6" (168 cm)
- Bodyshapethin
- Haircolourdark blonde
- Hairstylemedium
- Eyecolourgreen
- General appearanceEuropean/White
MY LIFE
- Professionunemployed
- EducationHigh School
MY INTERESTS
- I like...Food & Booze
- I dislike...Football, Vanity, Do Gooders, Farters
- Looking for...
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About me
- Where I liveI live in Middleton, great town - shame about the people living here... Nobody seems to want to help themselves and the estates seems to be getting bigger and bigger. We have a large population of Polish now, ever so friendly and ever so respectful of just about everything. Why cant everybody be like that in Middleton? Then maybe, just maybe it might be a place i would be proud of saying "i live there"
- Where are you originally from?Born in Middleton but hopefully i wont die here
- Do you want to stay there?I love the lake district but i know deep down im a city girl. Love to long term travel but would have to wait for my daughter to finish high school (she's only 2!!)
- What is your occupation?Pass. Would have loved to have been a photograper but due to family debts and me being the only sensible one it never happened... very sad
- What have you done so far?Nothing special, busy paying debts off. General Admin & Credit Control.
- What are your future plans?To provide a happy secure home for my daughter - happy being the key word. I like a quiet life with lots of laughing & fun. I want to give her the world, i come second to that.
- Your perfect partnerBig, strong, confident, happy in themselves, self sufficient, no vanity issues, cultured, good general knowledge- educational background of no importance as long as you can string a good sentence together - not too perfect because that would be no fun.
Stuff I like
- What are you interests/hobbies?I am a recovering ebay addict. I do still sell childrens wear on there. I read thrillers/pyschological when i get chance - not very often. Love photography & would love to go round the world to take pictures of it in every way, shape and form possible. Interested in tattoos & art but am still a tattoo virgin as i just cant get the right design.
- MusicVery varied. Aerosmiths to Sugababes, The Beatles to take that(new stuff)
- Your fav tv seriesNew terminator series, eastenders, a&e fly on the wall stuff, deadliest catch!, antiques roadshow
- Your fav books/authorsUsed to read lots of books recommended by friends - couldn't tell you the titles or authors. Main cool dudes i like James Patterson, Harlen Coben
- What sort of movies do you like?Dont like spoofs, there just not funny - dont get why people laugh?? I like clever films that make you think, like the butterfly affect. However really enjoyed Shaun of the Dead
- Types of people you like?People happy in their own skin, people that dont judge you by what you look like, people that are chilled out and dont get angry over silly things but are ok to defend themselves and others if its called for, honest to the point of cringe worthy because the truth is what friends are for if it hurts or not.
- What kind of people do you find attractive? Confident men of all ages. Please dont mistake confidence for ego maniac... Good eater but not fat. Healthy but not too buff, somebody that can carry me over a puddle would be nice. Realistic goals in life. Not someone that wants to win the lottery to make their dreams come true.
- FoodLove food just hate the kitchen - will cook but flash boil when someone is looking over my shoulder. Enjoy Indian food, Spanish food, some greek, love traditional food with twists. Love eating out but never ever get chance.
- DrinksLove going out and having a drink. Used to drink pints of strongbow but cant take it anymore - now i drink wkd's. Dont really get off my face because i have to come home to my daughter and wouldn't want her to see me on my knees in a drunken stuper.
- HolidaysLove the sun and places that are a little bit different but do prefer to go to english speaking resorts - would love to travel with somebody that speaks other languages.
- PetsI do love animals and cant bear to see them hurt, however they smell and make a mess of your furniture and floors. So dont like pets. Love reptiles but would never try to care for one
- Fav thingmy rubbish laptop is my link to the world. I have a very small family so next to no babysitters - if i didn't have my laptop then to the outside world i would barely exist. Very sad.
- Fav PlaceOut of season Majorca. Fresh, clean, open plan, blue flag beach, small enough to get around and have fun all day.
- What's your favourite radio station ?Radio one of course! Are there any others??? Really???
- What's your favourite tv station ?Beeb One
- What's your favourite drink?Love milk & Love cider & alcho pops
- What's your favourite food?Chicken, Bacon Chops, Carrots, Pasta, Jacket Potatoes
- What are your favourite activities?Dont really do any and haven't really thought about it.
My attitude
- Family lifeA am currently married but seperated. I believe in what marriage stands for and always will but my chosen husband didn't have a clue and when i asked him to marry me i honestly have no idea what he said yes for because i wasn't his mrs right. I promised myself i would only marry once but i dont think this one counted as he wasn't on my wave length at all, just duped me a little over promising etc. Maybe in 30 or 40 years time i will marry again just for the fun of the day. My family is very important and my 2 year old daughter will always come first - even though she drives me daft.
- Jobs&WorkingMy current job(s) are a means to an end. I need to provide for my family and thats it. I doesn't matter photocopy, file or stack a shelf. Good moneys stacking shelves apparently
- MoneyI like to be able to keep my own money these days. When i was younger i was always helping my mum & sister out of trouble. Now im not rich - they cant return the favour so im a bit stuck.
- PoliticsFor some reason i dont vote but i do keep up to date with what David Cameron is up to. Cant stand him and he makes me nervous. I think Gordon Brown is great - with what he has put up with since being in power and the fact he still has a smile on his face and not ran off crying is good in my books. And he still isn't afraid of tackling sensitive issues such as immagration.
