Paranoidandroid5 (25) from Manchester, England
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About me
hhmm,stuff about me? Forget that....here's some things for you. DO NOT mail me and call me hun, sweetie, babe anything like that. it screws up my day! also....a little lesson on semantics; Your = belonging to, as in 'that is your muffin'. You're = you are, as in 'I hope you are ok'. I've had 3 messages in the last hour with that mistake. Bloody thickies.
Paranoidandroid5's Bands
GENERAL
- UsernameParanoidandroid5
- SexualityFemale seeking Male
- Age25
- StarsignGemini
- AreaUnited Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
- Last Login17/07/2008
- Member since02/04/2008
MY APPEARANCE
- Height5´ 4" (163 cm)
- Bodyshapeabout average
- Haircolouralways changing
- Hairstyleindividual hairstyle
- Eyecolourblue
- General appearanceEuropean/White
MY LIFE
- ProfessionSales
- EducationPostgraduate Languages
- English
MY INTERESTS
- I like...scruffy people
- I dislike...crumbs in the bed
- Looking for...
- Sports
- Music
- Authors
About me
- Where I liveI live in the nicer area of Burnage, well that's what I think anyways, We have neighbourhood watch meetings and cats. I don't have a cat. I would like a cat.
- Where are you originally from?Naaarrrwich. Norwich by any other name.....
- Do you want to stay there?where I am now? I'm happy here. I hate people that love travelling. toooo much arse
- What is your occupation?HMV skivvy. I love it, except for at the mo, when I hate it. I want a holiday
- What have you done so far?sod all. I finally stopped being a student last year. I have qualifications in art and music. That makes me happy. I nearly got an a-level in maths. I had better things to be doing then, I got an E, lolz
- What are your future plans?get a band together. I spend too much time procrastinating
- Your perfect partnerJarvis Cocker, Rowan Atkinson, Giles Coren, Dylan Moran. Some hybrid of them. If that can't be attained, it's someone with scruffy long-ish hair The hair is VERY important. Guys with short hair just look wrong! Uumm, preferably a musician of some sort, who appreciates the bad horror film of the 70's/80's. They must accept my desire to dress up when I fancy it. I don't like people that want to travel, unless they want to go to Pompeii or Disneyland.......and dress up.
Stuff I like
- What are you interests/hobbies?hhmmm, music of course. I work loads, (no more than the average person, but it seems lots) spend my days off bumming round t'internet cos it's cold outside. I like walking down the street and pretending I'm in a music video, haha. I love buying things from Forbidden Planet, figures and memorabilia from films like Lord Of The Rings. ALso playing RPG's, just the stuff that you get on the PS2.
- MusicI like lots of music. Pulp are my life tho, they're the most important band/thing/experience ever, although The Divine Comedy and Ben Folds Five come pretty close after. I love gigs, don't go to so many these days tho. I'm a Britpopper, that was the best era for music. I love 60's R&B, Punk, Glamrock and lots of other things. Current favourite band (apart from the 3 mentioned about of course) are My Life Story
- Your fav tv serieshere's a litt; Old comedy's; Man About the House, Young Ones, Blackadder, Only Fools and Horses, Porridge, The Liver Birds, Going Straight, Not the Nine O'Clock News, Red Dwarf, Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, Frasier, Monty Python, Not Only But Also, Robins Nest, George and Mildred, Likely Lads, The Good Life, The Liver Birds, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Office, Jam, Spaced, Big Train, League of Gentlemen, Bottom, Harry Enfield, The Fast Show, Friends, Cheers, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, They Think It's All Over, Have I Got News For You, My Hero, Father Ted, Vicar of Dibbley, Maid Marian and her Merry Men. Queer as Folk, Tipping the Velvet, Hollyoaks, Eastenders. Eddie Izzard is the God of stand-up.le list from my myspace
- Your fav books/authorsStephen King is the main author. Not so keen on his more recent novels, but things like Needful Things, Insommnia, It, Christine, etc I love. ALso very much like my Sarah Waters book. (auto)biographies are good, anything about my favourite bands. I'll give any old horror books a good go. Mostly ones from 70's/80's....like the films
- What sort of movies do you like?VELVET GOLDMINE!!!!! THE WIZARD OF OZ!!! ALICE IN WONDERLAND (Disney)! those are my favourite films. After that, things like Party Monster, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Bright Young Things, Edward Scissorhands, Quadrophenia, Almost Famous. I like films that have a musical connection in some way. Things where I can really become part of. Head, Velvet Goldmine, Clockwork Orange, Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Alice in Wonderland, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Human Traffic, Stand By Me, Yellow Submarine, Help, Magical Mystery Tour, High Fidelity, Napoleon Dynamite, The Ring, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, From Dusk Till Dawn, Pulp Fiction, -- John Waters Films - Hairspray, Pink Flamingos, Pecker, Polyester, Cry Baby -- About A Boy, Reservior Dogs, Four Rooms, Austin Powers, The Moneypit, The Green Mile, Love Honour and Obey, Trainspotting, Back to the Future trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, Vanilla Sky, 12 Monkeys, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Freddy Got Fingered, Almost Famous, Big Fish, Freaks, Bringing Up Baby, The Faculty, early Carry On films, Hook,
- Types of people you like?Aahh, I like people without too much money, no one over-confident. People that like to dance like a fool. Again, I don't like people that travel...booooring. Doing things like going out dressed as Bill & Ted.
- What kind of people do you find attractive? Oh yes, I'm very particular: scruffy indie kids. decent length hair. either relaxed t-shirt and jeans, or smart zoot-suited guys. no black suits, something original, grey or tweed. Someone with a really good/sick sense of humour, someone who can give and take insults.
- Foodhere we go, I'm a fussy veggie. Don't eat out much, although I can handle wetherspoons, lol. I like a lot of fried foods - should really eat a little healthier.
- Drinksnow I was a voddy & redbull person, but that's all a bit sickly nowdays. I do think drinking and falling over are essential parts of a night out with your mates. Love a nice cider, kopparberg....mmmmmmmmm.
- HolidaysI don't do holidays. I take a week off and spend it in the Dalmasca Sands of Final Fantasy 12. My housemate thinks this is very weird. You probably do too. I really really REALLY want to go to Pompeii tho. Or DIsneyland, so I can dress up every day.
- PetsDOn't have any pets. I want a cat tho. It will be black and I will call it Rigsby
- Fav thinghhmm, I do very much like my guitars. And my DVDs, and my piano. anything Pulp is special to me.
- Fav Placewaterfront, lol!
- What's your favourite radio station ?I don't listen to the radio. Tho my 1950's record player tuned itself into a station called Gold. I quite like it.
- What's your favourite tv station ?God, I'd tend to say Dave cos it has Top Gear all day long. But I'd miss my channel 4 comedys. Black Books and The Green Wing have been very special over the last few years.
- What's your favourite drink?lol, I'm sure I've answered this. it's still voddy
- What's your favourite food?crisps and cheese
- What are your favourite activities?I just go out partying at the mo. Really fancy going camping this year tho. I love pub quizzes (well....the Fab Cafe quiz), shopping in 'vintage' shops and sci-fi shops.
My attitude
- Family lifeI love my family. I want to get married in a church and be in the guinnes book of records for the biggest wedding dress ever. I love the idea of those themed weddings that people have, maybe something like Lord Of The Rings, lol. Tho I think that should be for a reception and not a wedding. Yeah, proper relationships rock.
- Jobs&WorkingI love my job, generally. I'd rather be in a band and stuff, but HMV will do me just fine for now.
- MoneyI want to have a stupid amount of money. If I won the euro millions I'd: 1, pay Pulp to re-form and play a gig for me. 2, buy a warehouse and have it made into OZ so I can wander round it dressed as Dorothy. 3, buy the guys from Top Gear their dream car each and 4, Pay Morrissey to come on a picnic with me. There are other things. Buy for now, I'm happy as I am. I don't like people having too much money, or putting earning money above enjoying life.
- Politicsno idea. Don't bother with them. It'd all going wrong
